***Hi! My name is Catherine and I am very pleased to welcome you here! You're going to have to try really hard to make me laugh! And everything is fine with me! And you're very lucky to see me here! # # I will be happy to dance an alluring striptease for you and seduce you with my soft touches! Enjoy it!# # I kindly ask you not to beg for anything for free and not to treat me like a doll! I'm sure you're a real gentleman!*
